Highest Paid TV Stars

1.  Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen makes $1.25 million

2.  Desperate Housewives stars Felicity Huffman, Eva Longoria Parker,
     Marcia Cross and Terri Hatcher all make the same amount $400k

3.  Chris Meloni and Mariska Hargitay stars of Law and Order:Special Victims
     Unit make $395k

I'm in the wrong field....

That's not mine, I swear....

Sound familiar?  Well it did to me.  lol. 

Paris Hilton was arrested Friday in Las Vegas for cocaine possession.  Police pulled over a car on the famous Las Vegas strip  that Paris was riding in because they thought they smelled marijuana.  Instead, in a pocketbook in Paris' possession they found cocaine.  Paris' response was the old school age excuse "it's not mine, I was holding it for a friend."

Ok, yeah and my dog ate my homework.

Jersey, Jersey, Jackass

Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is making headlines.  Snooki is due in court on September 8, 2010 on 3 charges of being a public nuisance in Seaside Heights, NJ.

Castmates "J-Woww" and "Dj Pauly D" say that it's high time for an intervention.  (keyword= high)

Snooki's bf Jeff Miranda was quoted as saying "Snooki is drunk most of the time and I'm fine with it."  Of course you are.....

Why not charge the whole show with being a nuisance everywhere?

WTF!!!!!

Ok, I need to warn you...... even though no one warned me. Eyeroll. 

This picture was sent to me. Why? I have no idea! 

Please remove the kiddies out of the room and make sure you're not eating or drinking. 

Now that you've been warned scroll down

Thank goodness he was stepping with his right leg when this picture was taken.  Do you see the man in the audience??  He's happy as hell.  He must like what he sees. smh