Highest Paid TV Stars

1.  Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen makes $1.25 million

2.  Desperate Housewives stars Felicity Huffman, Eva Longoria Parker,
     Marcia Cross and Terri Hatcher all make the same amount $400k

3.  Chris Meloni and Mariska Hargitay stars of Law and Order:Special Victims
     Unit make $395k

I'm in the wrong field....

That's not mine, I swear....

Sound familiar?  Well it did to me.  lol. 

Paris Hilton was arrested Friday in Las Vegas for cocaine possession.  Police pulled over a car on the famous Las Vegas strip  that Paris was riding in because they thought they smelled marijuana.  Instead, in a pocketbook in Paris' possession they found cocaine.  Paris' response was the old school age excuse "it's not mine, I was holding it for a friend."

Ok, yeah and my dog ate my homework.

Jersey, Jersey, Jackass

Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is making headlines.  Snooki is due in court on September 8, 2010 on 3 charges of being a public nuisance in Seaside Heights, NJ.

Castmates "J-Woww" and "Dj Pauly D" say that it's high time for an intervention.  (keyword= high)

Snooki's bf Jeff Miranda was quoted as saying "Snooki is drunk most of the time and I'm fine with it."  Of course you are.....

Why not charge the whole show with being a nuisance everywhere?